So I had to get up at 5 so I could get to work by 7 this morning. I have a 7:30 am meeting to discuss well, work crap. Do you think head to toe fuschia is work appropriate?

HUGPARTY LIVES

I totally forgot about loljournal. Sorry.

How is everyone? Still alive? Everyone doing ok, happy, in the xbox-mas spirit? Anybody seen my liver?

My Boss:

"We're going to have a sexual harassment seminar. IN MY PANTS."

I just recently started watching House. Yeah yeah, I'm four years behind everyone, mkay? Ask anyone, I tend to do that.

Anywhoodle, I have come to the conclusion that watching House M.D. is worse than reading fucking WebMD. No matter how healthy you are, by the time you're done you're convinced you have the plague, brain cancer, liver failure, and tuberculosis.

Too bad Dr. House is hot as hell.

HIC IACET HUGPARTICUS AWESOMIUM QVONDAM AWESOMEONIOUS FVTVRVS

They are making a Beverly Hills Cop 4 and Judge Reinhold will be back! Sweet sweet magic private time between myself and basically the sexiest voice I've ever heard in my life will follow.

There is some guy named Eddie Murphy in it too. Who cares? It's all about Detective Rosewood for me.

me: SHIT
i just remembered i left my kfc mashed potatoes on the table
DAMMIT shit had gravy on it and everything!
dizzy: that is a travsety!
those things are amazing
me: i know
its like if god came in your mouth
and you spat out a unicorn
dizzy: mmm...god cum.
me: damn i think im still drunk :(
dizzy: haha